McCain selected Palin?
Fuck. I need a drink or something, pronto.
Just what in the hell is wrong with that mans brain?
Too much Abba? Is that a viable excuse? Will that work for you? It doesn't satisfy me...
What would perhaps pass off as a somewhat viable vapid whore for hire in interracial-milf-wearing-glasses fetish porn is now not only a governor (albiet of a frigid, sparsely populated and completely remote shithole of a state no one gives a fuck about) but a potential candidate for Vice President of the United States?
Fuck.
FUCK.
I'm not the only one in need of a drink, I can hear the corpses of our previous leaders doing barrel rolls in their caskets. Even Dick Fucking Nixon has shat his mouldering drawers over this one.
Never been one much given to prayer, never even really considered aliens made it any farther than we have... but at this point in time I am praying for an extraterrestrial Shiva to shake down from the heavens and level life on earth back to the state of blissful foragers and inept predatory scavengers. Consciousness it seems has been completely and utterly wasted on the great hairless apes.
To make matters worse, it seems David Duchovny has entered rehab... for sex addiction. This means that all the x-Files monsters who frightened my adolescent pre-teen mind were most likely violently and mercilessly sodomized at the hands of old monotone-mumbler Duchovny when that redheaded slut on the show was on her period and too fussy to put out.
Palin is a contender and the wolfman is a nancy boy with an eight gauge butthole.
Only drink and sleep can save me now. Fuck you reality, fuck you. (39,804)
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