Hank: what is hate? Cpt. F: that's just how it do Cpt. F: That reminds me of the old stileproject game "JUNGLE COCK" Cpt. F: it was an RPG where you had tons of items, but the answer to every situation was to use the jungle cock Cpt. F: "the door is locked, what it do?" Hank: hahahar Cpt. F: "use key or JUNGLE COCK" Hank: JUNGLE COCK Hank: the old internets sucked yet ruled Cpt. F: aye Hank: new internets are 99.999999999999999999999997% gay Cpt. F: yeah but a frilllion times bigger Cpt. F: and scary too Cpt. F: I refuse to go to /b/ anymoar as I'm afraid of law enfoarcement Hank: you fool, you aren't going to get busted for lurking /b/ Hank: myhate, hatebook, ***tube, whoresquare -- all this ego bullshit that is not fun Cpt. F: you foargot twitter Cpt. F: hippo(crite) Hank: twitter is email Cpt. F: o'rly? Hank: really Cpt. F: shall I consult some of my fellow twats? Hank: please do Cpt. F: "laurenhorn Super Coffee is cash only Note to self: Start carrying real monies!" Cpt. F: FASCINATING Hank: it's as if she sent it just to you! Hank: hahahahhaar u follow hr0n Cpt. F: "pennjillette I just got back to the hotel after the Hammersmith Apollo show. It went well, great audiences. TV breakfast show tomorrow - up at 6:30" AM Cpt. F: HOW INFOARMATIVE Hank: CHUT UP Hank: those people are doing it wrong Hank: @Stalkzilla : U are gonna get buzted foar creeping on hr0n before /b/ gets you into trouble Hank: ^^ doing it rite Cpt. F: o ok Cpt. F: wtf du u mean? she has 900 followers Cpt. F: she's not gonna notice Cpt. F: besides, I never read this shit, I forgot I even had her on here Hank: that was a jolk Hank: I'm demonstrating how to do it right Cpt. F: right, I got that Cpt. F: your strawman had a point though. the fucker Hank: hahar Cpt. F: POINT BEING: twitter = gay Hank: you freak, twitter is like gold underpants Hank: it's only gay if YOU are Cpt. F: haha (53,462)
Hank: the old internets sucked yet ruled
Note to self: Start carrying real monies!"
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