Hank: what is hate? Cpt. F: that's just how it do Cpt. F: That reminds me of the old stileproject game "JUNGLE COCK" Cpt. F: it was an RPG where you had tons of items, but the answer to every situation was to use the jungle cock Cpt. F: "the door is locked, what it do?" Hank: hahahar Cpt. F: "use key or JUNGLE COCK" Hank: JUNGLE COCK Hank: the old internets sucked yet ruled Cpt. F: aye Hank: new internets are 99.999999999999999999999997% gay Cpt. F: yeah but a frilllion times bigger Cpt. F: and scary too Cpt. F: I refuse to go to /b/ anymoar as I'm afraid of law enfoarcement Hank: you fool, you aren't going to get busted for lurking /b/ Hank: myhate, hatebook, ***tube, whoresquare -- all this ego bullshit that is not fun Cpt. F: you foargot twitter Cpt. F: hippo(crite) Hank: twitter is email Cpt. F: o'rly? Hank: really Cpt. F: shall I consult some of my fellow twats? Hank: please do Cpt. F: "laurenhorn Super Coffee is cash only Note to self: Start carrying real monies!" Cpt. F: FASCINATING Hank: it's as if she sent it just to you! Hank: hahahahhaar u follow hr0n Cpt. F: "pennjillette I just got back to the hotel after the Hammersmith Apollo show. It went well, great audiences. TV breakfast show tomorrow - up at 6:30" AM Cpt. F: HOW INFOARMATIVE Hank: CHUT UP Hank: those people are doing it wrong Hank: @Stalkzilla : U are gonna get buzted foar creeping on hr0n before /b/ gets you into trouble Hank: ^^ doing it rite Cpt. F: o ok Cpt. F: wtf du u mean? she has 900 followers Cpt. F: she's not gonna notice Cpt. F: besides, I never read this shit, I forgot I even had her on here Hank: that was a jolk Hank: I'm demonstrating how to do it right Cpt. F: right, I got that Cpt. F: your strawman had a point though. the fucker Hank: hahar Cpt. F: POINT BEING: twitter = gay Hank: you freak, twitter is like gold underpants Hank: it's only gay if YOU are Cpt. F: haha (53,438)
So I've been compiling some rather disturbing screen shots of actual promoted stuff on myspace which turns out to be totally hedonistic tripe, vile shameless nonsense, or just generally immoral. I think I'll make this into a series.
This is just amazing--an ad from myspace:
Like any 13 year old WT kid who listens to this crap knows what 'enigmatic' means:
This one was just really funny to me for some reason:
Ok so the following was lifted from the popular "myspace groups" list.. they were not rearranged, they were seriously all right next to each other like this. This is like anti-christ level of immoral here:
Update: This will be the last post in this 'series' as I have deleted my myspace account. Feel free to post your own though. (65,853)
Hank: the old internets sucked yet ruled
Note to self: Start carrying real monies!"
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