Oh dear lord, I hate to interrupt the normal flow of news here but I am getting a report that it is confirmed that Michael Bolton, is indeed voted off Dancing with the Stars. This is a sad day for Bolton fans all over the world as they had high hopes and aspirations of his success in winning and eventually ruling the world. (56,239)
Occupation: Tactical Artist and Occasional Latewire Poster.
Interests: A full time engineer of panic, disorder and social chaos. Also a full time contractor of the Lord and dedicated Christian. Reads his Bible each week. Sacrifices children on the weekdays, but saves them for Jesus on the weekends. Has bi-monthly abortions while attending Pro-Life rallies. You know a typical guy, just doing my part for my country and Jesus.
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