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The Hideous Evil of Snake Bebat, part 3

Nicholas DiBiase
Poster: Nicholas DiBiase @ Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:13 pm



Chapter 4
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Halfway across town, a man pulled up to the Circle K in an old black Buick and got out of the car. His lean legs carried him into the store, where he very purposefully picked out a bag of Doritos ‘Spicier Nacho’ flavor chips, a big Snickers, and a gallon of water. He strode up to the counter and paid for these items, along with two packs of Camel Wides. One of these he slipped in the side pocket of his jacket, the other he opened. He pinched a cigarette out and lit it before he had reached the store’s doorway. Once outside, the man looked around in every direction. He stuffed the open pack in his front shirt pocket, slid into the car, and turned the key in the ignition. Before leaving the parking lot, he checked his rearview mirror carefully, as he had done often for the last 2100 miles, making sure that there were no suspicious figures or vehicles behind. He was doing this because there were 30 gallons of 2-methyl glycidate, an illegal precursor chemical to the drug Ecstasy, in the trunk.


Chapter 5
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Determined to kill the big spider and any brethren that it may have invited, Sue sprayed the ‘Raid’ (the actual bug spray, not the bad coffee) around the baseboards and under the cabinet outcroppings in her kitchen. She did this after she got home, so that she could leave the apartment open in the cool evening and let some fresh air in. She wore a painter’s mask, but the evil smell still penetrated her nasal membranes and made its way to the back of her throat, where it stayed with a kind of poisonous oily sensation that made her gag.

“Wow!” she thought, “Phil was not kidding around about this stuff.”

After she was finished with the attempted arachnicide, she get in the shower to wash off any nasty residue that may have gotten on her skin. Emerging squeaky and glistening, she decided to watch a movie.


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Nicholas DiBiase
@Hepnova

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Abraham Lincoln Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:44 pm
YOUR MOM IS AN ILLEGAL PRECURSOR TO EXTACY!
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