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Online Pedophiles To Be Tracked by How They Type?

Captain Fantastic
Poster: Captain Fantastic @ Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:52 am



Fantastic: "Researchers believe technology could be used to determine a computer typist's age, sex and culture within 10 keystrokes by monitoring their speed and rhythm."
Fantastic: they're using this to track pedophiles or at least thinking about it
m0nster: yeah I saw that
Fantastic: I'm interested to see how it works
Fantastic: I wonder if pedophiles are confused with programmers or anime fans
m0nster: men apparently bang on the keyboard more
m0nster: and I'm assuming people have individual typo and tempo patterns
Fantastic: I type differently depending on a lot of factors though
Fantastic: like if my hands are sore from working out, when I'm drunk, when I'm typing one handed
Fantastic: actually, maybe the pedos are tracked based on 1-handed typing
Fantastic: but that would mean Captain Hook would get raided
Fantastic: But that dude really was a pedophile, so maybe the system works

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1m1w Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:41 am
Fuck it, they're on to me... Oh shit!
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