On behalf of everyone who posts on Latewire, I would like to grant everyone Happy Holiday season with BBQ Sauce. Lots of BBQ Sauce. Big things are in development here at one of the many and glorious satellite studios of Latewire. Actually we are just chugging some egg nog with extra rum and counting how many it takes to pass out or vomit, but that is neither here nor there. (36,559)
Occupation: Tactical Artist and Occasional Latewire Poster.
Interests: A full time engineer of panic, disorder and social chaos. Also a full time contractor of the Lord and dedicated Christian. Reads his Bible each week. Sacrifices children on the weekdays, but saves them for Jesus on the weekends. Has bi-monthly abortions while attending Pro-Life rallies. You know a typical guy, just doing my part for my country and Jesus.
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