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The definition of Fail.

DeadcowX
Poster: DeadcowX @ Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:14 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/04/turkey.obama.lookalike/index.html

The United States is not really a country but a brand name. A brand name that hasn't been selling so hot these days, until Obama moved in.
People say Socialism is a' comin. But I actually disagree. I think what is in store is more of what I like to call "privileged capitalism" in which only certain people are allowed to receive finances to develop for future needs, wait we already have that. All paid for by earmarks, government grants, and bailouts alike. The properties of what is "free" is one of those appearances.




Obama should sue for using his "brand name". After all it is a valuable IP.




And what the hell is going on in Little Rock these days?

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Daniel Roe Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:57 pm
Yo, should we cut down on the number of stories on the front page?

it's set at 50 right now... even 40 would substantially decrease load time, especially for losers with <1mb DSL
Daniel Roe Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:23 am
knocked it down to 35.

plus Ray did a bunch of crazy weirdness that seems to have sped things up quite a bit--thanks Ray!
1m1w Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:51 am
I'm no expert in the matter by any means, but it appears that the citizens of Little Rock are indeed summoning Cthulhu who shall act as a noodly catalyst for Doomsday. Dorothy was right, those Arkansas folk just don't learn. You tell them to stear clear of the Necronomicon and they just keep on drawing pentagrams in pigs blood and chalk while sacrificing their firstborn children in the name of the Dark Lord. Looks like it's up to Obama to show his True Form™ and kick some writhing tentacled ass back into the cold depths of outer space where it belongs. I for one welcome our grinning brown overlord, although if he sets his gaze upon my television, there shall be hell to pay! HELL TO PAY!
Hank Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:40 pm
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