So I've been compiling some rather disturbing screen shots of actual promoted stuff on myspace which turns out to be totally hedonistic tripe, vile shameless nonsense, or just generally immoral. I think I'll make this into a series.
This is just amazing--an ad from myspace:
Like any 13 year old WT kid who listens to this crap knows what 'enigmatic' means:
This one was just really funny to me for some reason:
Ok so the following was lifted from the popular "myspace groups" list.. they were not rearranged, they were seriously all right next to each other like this. This is like anti-christ level of immoral here:
Update: This will be the last post in this 'series' as I have deleted my myspace account. Feel free to post your own though. (65,690)
Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:37 pm "That last screenshot burned away the last shred of desire for species preservation "
that's exactly how I felt when I saw that--I was instantly pulled away from my good mood and my thoughts became imbued with a deep desire to see the end of the human race. It happened even before the images had been fully processed by my brain--like shooting a laser beam into your eyeballs and your retinas burning out before you know what you're looking at.
The only cure for this condition is quick initiation hard-liquor and applesauce therapy... just sobbing over a bowl filled with loathing and sadness, wishing you were born a hundred years prior to the advent of the internet..
Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:39 pm Myspace is like what would happen of Genghis Khan, after conquering Asia and Europe, got hooked on pot and ecstasy and went to public high school.
Occupation: Daniel is Medical Resident from the southwest US. Prior to medicine, he worked in IT as a consultant, programmer, web designer/developer, and technician.
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