STDs suck. You know why? As everyone looks at me wondering why not. Well I’ll tell you why, guys hate wearing condoms. That shit blows, its just not the same with that horrible thing slapped awkwardly on there. Awkwardly indeed, those things are not put on with any sort of grace at all, in fact its amazingly Ungraceful to have to pause in the middle of some making out and some heavy petting to stop and get out your wallet, look for a condom that hasn’t expired, by too long. Tear open the little package and try not to whip yourself in the eye with your plastic elastic cock wrapper. So I said it, don’t spread it, if you got it keep it to yourself for the happiness of penises everywhere. This has been a public service announcement from my dick. (62,589)
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