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Bailout Fail

Daniel Roe
Poster: Daniel Roe @ Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:37 pm

Biden: "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened,'" Barack Obama's running mate recently told the "CBS Evening News."

Yeah, that's what he did alright. Then Abe Lincoln got on his cell phone and reminded Biden that FDR didn't take office until 4 years after the crash. Oh, PS: the first television station didn't exist until 1941. I guess FDR was thinking the people of the distant future needed reassurance that the crash of '29 was being taken care of.
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Hank Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:40 am
Who needs historical accuracy when TIME DOES NOT EXIST?

Biden has a TARDIS
1m1w Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:28 pm
Hank wrote:
Who needs historical accuracy when TIME DOES NOT EXIST?

Biden has a TARDIS


This is the best fucking thing I have read in at least a week. I seriously almost spit delicious Redhook beer everywhere.
Although I have an inkling that Biden might BE a TARDIS. Or at least a TARDIS minus IS and caps. Ok, more beer, some Cherubs' Heroin Man, and I'll be right again... almost got me. Shit. Good show. Nice form.
Hank Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:03 pm
Yo, you unravelled a joke beyond th' event horizon of humor

Biden TARDIS

Biden TARD IS

Biden is tard

Bistard



end bailouts
1m1w Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:00 am
Where we are going, we don't need eyes.
Hank Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:45 am
That's a relief -- I donated mine to a community theatre production of "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom."
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